Here's how to escape your programming.
Holy shirt!
Have you given them a reason to?
Some are more equal than others.
Read a motherfuckin' book!
Has your patience fallen to this level yet?
Start being "that bitch."
You don't wanna be vulnerable, do you? In THIS economy?
Only in this scenario, though.
Are you poised to get poisoned?
You don't wanna be a little pig, do you?
Get ready to change how you think about fitness programming.
