It involves a game show.
Detoxes suck, by the way.
This is how I lost 100lbs.
Whether it's about drinking, smoking, or jerking.
Gold medals and silver linings.
Are you smoking in a blizzard?
Here's how to escape your programming.
Holy shirt!
Have you given them a reason to?
Some are more equal than others.
Read a motherfuckin' book!
Has your patience fallen to this level yet?